I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
There's a show on bravo about fat people dancing. FAT PEOPLE. DANCING.
This is god's gift to the unemployed.
halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
you tried to do a keg stand and ended up flipping over it and onto the table
Get the fuck buddy a birthday present or not? He def deserves one, but how do I explain the debit card charge to my husband?
I won the karaoke contest at the bar last night, when they called my name i was doing blow off the toilet seat, i thought they caught me, i didnt even know there wasa contest
Hillary is trying to make pickle pops with vodka and sell them to kids at the ball park.
He's cute when he's drunk, too. Also he tried to fight my door...
You had the nerve to crowd surf to your own bedroom.. I guess watching Aladdin high was probably the best idea ever
So our annual Dick Trip has been tentatively scheduled for the week of July 1 - 5. This years theme is "Fucking for Freedom".
We've had gay sex and pie, the holiday season has officially begun.
I left my parents and ran through the airport. I was like I'm not getting stuck in Atlanta tonight and not having sex.
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
What's a sexy way to say balls deep???
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