Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
Boobs. All I remember is boobs.
we've been dating more than a month and i just realized there's no hair on his chest..
you've had sex with him. you must've seen him naked.
nah, i feel like naked sex would be getting too serious for us..
Would it be inappropriate to do lines in front of the cable guy?
Random fact of the day: cum is a really good eye makeup remover
he told me he didn't know whether he was gonna puke, pass out, or cum. i don't know if i should be flattered or offended.
If i want her back i know all i have to do is sleep with a specific handful of her closest friends. That method is tried and true.
Turns out lunch break sex with someone you cant stand being around for any amount of time just makes you wish you had gone to get tacos like you originally planed.
Tell me about it I woke up on your couch with only my underwear on and a 26 year old wrapped around me. I thought my thirties would be different.
I don't understand why you aren't on this trip all I do is smoke weed drink beer and get fingered
We may not see eye-to-eye on much, but I'm definitely willing to let you see eye-to-vagina again.
I don't care. We're going to fuck. And I WONT apologize in the morning. You cheated on me, so you can cheat on her with me.
I'm going to need you to stop harassing my professor on Twitter when you're drunk.
You can only use the "she handcuffed me naked to your bed, i couldn't do anything, sorry bro" excuse once.
You have a tempurpedic. you only have you to blame.
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
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