Just got my period. I'm not pregnant with Scott's child and I won't be having any sex tonight. This must be what they mean by bittersweet.
Went to use to bathroom and walked in on karaoke. Two girls singing "a whole new world" to each other in the shower. I'm gonna miss this place in the summer
I'm drinking rum and coke straight from the 2 liter bottle.
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
I just helped a group of highschool stoners find a safe place to smoke I feel like a responsible rolemodel
We still on for coffee?
Cream and sugar. Deliver to planned parenthood in 45.
Well, I watched a girl proposition a shit ton of people, try to take a cocktail waitresses job and then proceed to walk into a wall. Damn, I'm a little jealous.
You know those twins i had a crush on in grade school? Just woke up between them. Best. Party. EVER.
I love you too! Remember NO alcohol or weed at my residence because of legal ramifications.
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
I walked in on a circlejerk after punching that guy out. Instant karma.
let me assure you that a rugburn on your forehead is the worst side effect of tequila i have experienced to date.
She put her coat on went to leave and called me an asshole. I responded with "I never said I wasn't" and then she pounced on me like a cat on cat nip.
Looking back at our past texts, the minute it turned 2020 you were cleaning your house and I was dying of the cold. We were prophesying the Rona.
I know I may be showing my age by saying this but this is the first time I have been eaten out in the parking lot behind the Clairmont Inn since 1990
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