I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
all he gave me for my birthday was sperm
at least its a homemade gift
i stole $50 bucks from my girlfriends purse to pay for my other girls abortion pill...shes gonna be pissed
she said her black crocs were her 'dress up crocs'
You rolled out of the car, got on all fours and puked then just nonchalantly stood up and waved goodbye and thanks for the ride.
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
He deleted all his profile pics with her. It was like the bat signal for single women everywhere.
I puked on myself in front of a customer. all. over. myself. thanks Saturday nights
He's just so adorable. And I don't want to fuck someone who's adorable.
yesterday you declined a drink because you "didn't want to be responsible for it" ok kanye...
He was telling me about how he's leaving on his Mission next week... While we were having sex in the back of his car.
wanna see your best friend chug a bottle of steak sauce?
please go to sleep
I called you daddy and let you stick things in my butt, I am a damn 11.
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
i just swapped my iPhone for a happy meal. this is greg btw, the hooker let me borrow her phone
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