i just took a sip of diet coke and i said " as soon as it hits my lips i wanna smoke a cig." then i thought of your dick.
who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
Farted during a conference call.SBD. permeated the room people were gonna puke.noone could say anything or leave cus we were on the phone with clients. coworkers were outraged.how I still have a job is beyond me.
I've blown a few things in my day
I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
if that blanket by the dog bowl was your dog's "bed" then i apologize to bailey for having sex on it
He wants a "vagina fling" before he commits to dick for life. I'm gonna allow it.
Really? Uh ohh sounds like a double date with extra stripper funnnn
I consider myself to be an upstream bisexual
You're the salmon of the gays...
I have a hunch Mama J got around.
Am I allowed to say that about my own mom?
There's a baby duck in my toilet. Fuck you.
I need to get off of her emotional roller coaster. I've been on it for a fucking year and I've been throwing up the entire time.
He did 5 five hand stand push ups and took off his shirt for a barbarian flex. Some girl took off her shirt and threw it at him
Butt Stuff 2016 unites us all
MY DINNER LAST NIGHT CONSISTED OF SEMEN AND A PROTEIN SHAKE... MY TRAINER WOULD BE PROUD I DIDN'T HAVE CARBS!
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