I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
The great thing about skinny blondes is that they're all interchangeable.
it's 10:36pm. Do you know where your penis should be?
last karaoke night = doing dmx songs with a guy who threatened to stab me. so yeah I'm coming out.
Do not deep throat a rocket pop, it WILL go into your lungs, and you may die.
I'm going to pound you from behind over a table at the bar while I pull your hair and call you a whore...please pass along that message to Rob
I tripped while walking across the stage and while trying to pick my diploma back up my flask fell out in front of the dean
You ninja crawled over five sleeping guys to get in my room at 6 in the morning to wake me up for sex
...and I think that may just be my favorite moment in our fuckbuddyship
I woke up wearing my panties and an eyelash, soo I'd say your birthday was a success.
If you're funny as hell and have a mustache, odds are I'm probably gonna fuck you
The shrooms have turned on carrie. Change of plans. We're getting stoned and finding bacon.
At one point of the night i was standing at the bar and 3 of them had their hands down my pants, they were like thumb wrestling for it.
You know that we wouldn’t even be talking about all this if you would have kept your candy consumption judgement comments to yourself.
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