Time to put an end to this 'unprotected sex with crazy girls who have violent exes' trip I've been on so far this summer
girl next to me is signing up for tough love. definitely getting laid.
and that's how I found out my dad doesn't believe in towels... holiday magic.
scratch lunch, i just found about 7 more dicks drawn on my back
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
You just kept screaming at everyone 'not to break your scarf' and doing somersaults
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
I created a photogrid for every picture he has ever sent me of his penis. Now I can see every angle at one time. THIS IS GREAT.
Maybe it was that imaginary ghost dick you were stuffing in your mouth a minute ago
I bought an american flag today and by god im gonna fuck someone on it
Just used my front-facing camera to check my pupils. Technology!
She wanted a dick pic so I sent her brett Favres dick pic then she asked why I have pictures of old men's beautiful dicks
Threw up on break at work. That brings our collective tally to 9 times. We can never drink like that on a monday again
Lighting a fucking bong with a candle. Straight up dedication.
I stared at his dick and then told him to get on his knees
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