so it turns out you can rearrange the letters in "scottsdale" to spell "milf city." who knew?
so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
Any time before 12:00pm. Can go fuck itself.
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
He says he's "masters drunk." And if that's anything like "kentucky derby drunk" I know enough to not go over there.
you should give me head with plastic fangs in
I just won unlimited hot dogs for life. I'm so glad I smoked
I'm still trying to figure out how you came back with chinese food, and a spoon covered in icing saying 'cake..'
Smoked before work and just remembered i left pringles in my desk last time i was high. SCORE
Everytime I get drunk I wake up hugging the bag of bagels from three months ago
I remember sitting in your lap naked saying I don't want to be all looks while you gently rocked me back and forth
AND HOLY SHIT FLUBBER IS ON NETFLIX
I need an office. I have big plans. I'm learning spanish this month.
I've lost every trace of self esteem. Even sneaking a BJ in the coffee room has lost it's luster.
I seriously feel like I just crawled out from under a shit covered rock. I'm NEVER drinking like that again...well, not for alteast a solid 3 hours.
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