Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
He just did blow off my nipples. He's not serious about his girlfriend.
If you bring me a slurpee and advil I will eat you out for like an hour.
Nice. I ate a jello shot out of a bovine blow up doll's love hole last night
Ugh why does it have to be margarita Monday. Why can't it be pants off dance off beer pong but with jager Monday.
Its people like u that make people like me go to rehab. He has a lazy eye for christ sakes.
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
The only difference is Iv never super glued straws to your nipples.
Is it rude to ask for an autograph after giving him a blowjob in their hotel's hot tub?
Just got high and apologized to my vagina for getting chlamydia
Lol. I get my husbands paycheck every week. Immediate deposit into my purse next to his balls.
Let's just say, I will never again lick an asshole.
I know you would. And one day, we'll have a moment where i'll verbally assault a stranger for you.
We couldn't find her anywhere. Finally, I saw her sitting in my bathroom floor spraying hair mouse into her mouth and whispering "I fucking love whipped cream." WHAT DID YOU GIVE HER AND CAN I HAVE SOME?
he was just sitting there in his underwear... and his chewbacca mask...
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