Sex on a kitchen table is not as amazing as they make is seem in the movies.
I just five second ruled a donut I dropped at starbucks, everyones staring
bring money and cleavage
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
She woke up laying on my kitchen floor, ketchup bottle as her pillow, in front of my fridge.
Well, he has like 3 girlfriends but I think I could be polygamist for that dick.
Dating Detox Day 5: had to go out and buy new batteries. this may be harder than I thought
Our fuck buddy relationship took a turn for the worst after we were drunk and I punched him in the face when he asked for a three some with my best friend.
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
He puked in the voicemail. That's a true friend right there.
THIS IS NO TIME FOR SHAME JOSH. JUST GOTTA GET IT IN. PURELY FOR LEVELING UP PURPOSES
Ultimate Fighter Idea. You and I both have unprotected sex with the same girl in the spam of days. Whoever the child belongs to, wins and that child is the ultimate ultimate fighter.
How high are you?
All I have in my new place is coke and a treadmill.. it's workout Wednesday
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
I woke up naked next to my hot manager. Left before she woke up, and worked an entire shift with her. She has no idea.
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