If i see another girl turn you down you should either turn gay or just kill yourself
To bright to open both eye. Get pizza and put in feeding tube so i can sleep more
At least you didnt end up topless in a Tina Turner wig singing cabaret tunes
I think I just made patron unclassy I bought limes at a gas station and for salt we are using gas station packets of salt
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
this is really not the time to pretend we have morals
Well when you're drinking tequila mixed with water out of a steve Austin cup I really don't think acquiring a straw is your main priority
Listen I know you hate her for what she did but this is getting our of hand. Please please tell me where you hid her wedding dress.
I needed to do something spontaneous, and since no one had coke this was the next best thing.
When did angry sex become our thing?
He stopped mid sex to pour wine in my mouth...
Marry him.
But on the bright side the arresting officer was just as hot as I remember and I took a pretty okay mugshot.
dude igloo, 4 foot bong, and 3 grams of blue dream. will you be my eskimo buddy?
I come home to my brother mixing skittles and vodka. We're all proud of him.
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
Randomize
