I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
U know those big foam mats in the back gym for track?
ya, gonna go have sex there?
No I want one to have wings and pick me up and take me home
I just told my doc I would like to talk about my drinking problem, but that it would probably get in the way of my weekend plans.
guess who just trotted in eating her oats and wagging her penis
i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
using the left over highlighters from the blacklight party to study for finals. feeling the need to write insert penis here on my econ notes.
She's the hottest girl I've ever seen before and didn't lose her virginity until she was 19. As men, I take it as failure on our part that hot 19 year old virgins still exist.
shes the only person ive ever met that could make "i don't swallow" sound sexy
what's with the bloody hand print on the hood of your car
after that, he'll be sure to remember me. i'll probably forget him, but that's the way it should be.
There's a mechanical bull in the basement dude where are you
He told me he needed "space" but then goes and likes my insta of panacakes.. Done.
Swear on my life the dude next to us just ordered a pizza and I will fight to the death for a slice
Fast is cars. Home is I now. Drunk yoda me is.
i got drunk and started dancing with the plant because you were out of town
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