I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
I smelled like jager and penis. The only cure was a pack of camels and plan b.
Having an 'SDSU Mom' sticker is just like say 'Hi, my daughter has an std"
I told my boyfriend my favorite food was strawberry poptarts, now my email inbox is getting spammed with nude pics of him with his dick in a poptart box..
I spent my night drunkenly staring at a picture of John Stamos. How do you think I feel?
You need to find a way to go down on me and lick my toes at the same time
I'll google it
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
There comes a time where you just have to sit back and watch the drunken idiots pee on each other
He got completely naked and is now just standee there next to my bed poking at my hamster. Why can't I get sex the normal way.
Did you leave ur panties in the sink?
Kitchen or bathroom?
I'm getting high with a 50 year old car wash guy. Enough said.
I swear, I make more use of my creative writing major with sexting than I do with anything else
You had all day to plan ahead & get mixers, so whose fault is this sobriety?
Went online to check my credit card... $147.87 at Waffle House. $632.36 at "Red Rose Gentleman's Club" and a $1000 cash advance from an ATM. I may no longer be a fiancé.
You’re going to be a doctor, and I’m going to be a trophy wife. We both have goals
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