I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
Dipping doritos in Grey Poupon. Why does no one treat me like the lady I am?
It was cool in an 'oh shit I'm gonna get arrested' way.
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
Internet Is back!
MY NEWS TRUMPS YOURS.
Meh. People are people bro. All of us are hairless psychotic apes. Happy 420.
Careful, it's a slippery slope to discovering you're bisexual...trust me.
I couldn't tell if they ere dancing or fucking but they won the costume contest
I'm pretty sure the guy in front of me at Walmart doesn't have good plans. It's one am he is buying a flash light and black bandanna
Today is my 3 year wedding anniversary...and I've seen three different dicks.
Today I learned that when you lick a mans butthole, you get wined and dined at a nice french restaurant.
I remember the Prince Albert and the three penises in the threesome. But the rest no.
The box said 94% effective prevention of pregnancy if used correctly but God knows I’m not gonna use it right so let’s adjust that to like a 70%
yeah true but how easily can you rip a scrotum
there is glitter all over my balls
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