she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
I realized i make the same noise when i get a blow job as when i eat pizza
I just got a high school volleyball teams practice cancelled because I slept with the head coach through their practice time.
Thanks for last night. Sorry if i was obnoxious. I respect your morals and i wouldn't want you to lose your virginity to a drunk girl in your mom's prius.
We're lucky we aren't prostitutes by now. Whats the etiquette for returning a pair of heels with blood on them?
You're probably reading this when you wake up from your "nap" in the front yard. Maybe next week you should go to class, and not start Thirsty Thursday at 9:30 in the morning.
He's coming over, and I hope he doesn't get hungry. I'm sure its not proper protocol to bring one booty call to another booty call's house for the munchies.
Um of course I blew him. He brought me a shamrock shake. It was two o’clock in the morning on St. Patrick’s Day. There was no smoother move basically. He totally earned that head.
Can you pick up from work today? There's a surprise for you on the bed and I haven't gone blind which is positive.
He wanted to watch the vow, cuddle, and not have sex. An upgrade is in order.
but I truly enjoy making out with my best friend more than my boyfriend
He fucked me over, so I'm going to do what any rational woman does. I'm going to get really high and have sex with his brother.
Am I supposed to get so horny by looking at your dick that I start orgasming uncontrollably
everything I love is going to destroy me, so if coconuts are the answer, so be it.
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