drinking colt 45 because lando calrissian told me to
Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
i think i will get a tattoo on my butt that says "im not bluffin with my muffin", but i guess if i was serious, i would get it above my c-section scar
The sex was so good, I called my ex during the 2nd time just so he could hear. Is that mean?
ugh, today is just one of those 'get high before your 8am class' days.
I just got hit on by my highschool french teacher. I need to stop going to this bar.
I'm pretty sure I just had a convo with my hot pockets about how they weren't good enough for the oven.
I woke up and found 10 txts from him. All sent at 6:30 am, and all about the muffin man.
He said I showed up in just my underwear and a bunch of towels I stole from the party I was at.
I thought I could grab a hold of my stream of urine. So she left pretty soon after that.
FYI, announcing your arrival at jail with "Hi,yes, I'm checking in? I believe I've reserved a bed, a 2 night stay this weekend?" is, in fact, frowned upon
Just made a memo in my blackberry that contains seth's funeral arrangements. I have a feeling he has big plans for the weekend.
speaking of festive, i made out with a guy in a leaf pile last night. happy fall?
I WANT PIZZA BUT I ALSO WANT SELF ESTEEM
BUT LIKE WHO AM I TO EVER CARE ABOUT SELF ESTEEM
my extended weekend of being as irresponsible as possible started with blowing the bartender in the bar bathroom. off to a good start.
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