Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
This old guy in denny's is sitting alone and he is looking at us and laughing for no reason
i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
Walk of shame was bad enough, but farting with each step as I walked past his roommates was just not cosmically fair.
Nicee. Atleast your phone doesn't change pen in to PENISsSSSSSSS like mine does
Just whatever you do please don't lick his face again.
Forgot my sound was off and didnt even realize it until halfway through because I thought I could hear it. I think high me just narrated half a clip of adventure time
I feel like we have both made good decisions regarding our vaginas lately
My night started to turn around the time I started calling her a "raggedy cunt".
Somehow she got that I meant it as a term of endearment.
Is there evidence of another human being getting away with this/ not dying?
Look, all I'm looking for is a good time and someone whose chest I can bury my face in
My new plan is to whip out my titties when they arrive. Maybe they won’t notice that I broke the couch fucking my boss...
Bold words for someone NOT on a unicycle
I've been in town for almost 36 hrs and I haven't made out with a stranger yet - I consider THAT a record!
You peed on a flamingo?!?
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