fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
He just knocked over the beer pong table... I haven't seen so much fail in one room since I watched "Mall Cop" with my grandma
I just found her phone in the quesadilla maker...
Saw an eatery called Rusty Taco. That sooo could be me.
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
I think I just tested my sobriety limits for unicycling.
there are ass prints on the hood of my car.
IF HE CAN'T EVEN MAKE EYE CONTACT IN CLASS, I DOUBT THERE WILL BE OTHER FORMS OF CONTACT ON OUR FIRST NOT-A-DATE DATE
There's an old guy having a conversation with his penis in the bathroom right now.
trying to figure out what happened last night by looking around the apartment.
naked man under the piano. THE PLOT THICKENS.
The condition was that I had to eat her out to Beethoven
He finally delivered on the dick pic, and Jesus Christ, it was worth the wait.
ever bang a guy wearing an $800 suit? today you will.
I feel like this is something I should shave my legs for
He used a trumpet as a funnel, said something about valve oil, and puked all over the garage.
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