You found a girl to hook up with at a gay bar?
No. His name was Paco. I didn't get it by choice. I never had a hickey before.
I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
Thank you for leaving pool of vagina on my girlfriends carpet.
All I remember is drinking vodka out of tupperware.
Just saved her as "new hostess that randy banged" ...I forgot her name
facebook friend requested him the morning after while he was still asleep in my bed, a whole new level of creeper even for me
I woke up to her staring at me in a corner moaning over and over again about how good the pie crust tasted
He yelled out my full name in bed...I felt like I was being scolded.
thank you whoever used my nalgene as a flask. pregamin in chem
I'll be visiting the rave tower. Prepare your finest boxed wines for my consumption.
He was on my bed looking at me like a sacrifice to the gods of gay sex and he's definitely a bottom. Like Jesus Christ a really, really great ass of a bottom.
So how did it go?
I'm not sure if it was all the eggnog or all the alcohol, but hosting an eggnog pong tournament was a mistake.
It was bad. U were calling my cat "kittiano" and playing her like a piano. Way too drunk my friend.
she said. She was going to, and I quote, "put her vagina inside my dick".
She picked a quarter off the floor, kissed it "for luck" and won the $20,000 jackpot. She bought dinner and stayed sober to drive us home. This is a typical example of a visit with my sister.
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