Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
i'm all for saving the environment, but when we get into the shower to fuck, he shouldn't flip his shower hourglass timer
I just watered my plants with apple juice. Look what you made me do.
Our professor just said "No class today, go get stoned." A guy seriously walked over and hugged him.
she's bipolar. she literally has TWO facebook pages. one for each personality. this. bitch. is. crazy.
Some guy in lab is humming along to a Sara Barrilles song. Or maybe I'm just hearing the song echoing in his huge, gaping vagina.
I think we need to teach you what straight means again
Is this one of those "if you didnt give such good head we couldn't be friends" moments?
I'm gonna rob all up in that cradle
Let me get this straight, you're telling me to lower my standards? Even though last week you told me I don't have any..?
I mean I'm not gay but a hundred bucks is a hundred bucks
I climbed out a window to pee last night because i thought i was locked in the room... Then crawled back in and went to bed. The poor neighbors.
I'm horny too so maybe we will both recap our regrets on Sunday
I'm hungover laying in my moms bed watching Space Jam.. Adult Life..
apparently in the middle of sex, i said "i just really love the food network i watch it every day"
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