I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
Def drinking wine from a 4 liter jug at 11 am. If i call you in 20 years talking about 12 steps, please trace is back to this moment.
i love you. like a brother. a brother that i had sex with more than once.
seriously though jaeger and i are fucking done professionally
we're using his nephews tonka truck toy as a cooler for the beer
Currently smoking a blunt with my one night stand's mom. I don't know how I should feel about this.
Bring gay.
By that I meant the rum. I just realized that my request made no sense. You always bring gay.
It's his sex noise. "I'm gonna cu-THE LORD IS MY SHEPARD AND I SHALL NOT WANT"
That bottle of wine took a part of my soul with it.
Drunk me spoon fed everyone baby food last night.
I'm not gonna get my cat high anymore because what if he has a heart attack. I don't want to be responsible for that shit
You know it's really hard to draft fantasy football players in a crowded bar when I have a raging hard on
His dick is a spiritual experience and meditation is very important to me.
Masturbated while waiting for my face mask to dry, so it was a productive night.
its like i just tried to scrub the hangover off of me.
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