I am not having having sex with guys at the moment.
I can pretend to be a girl if you want. I have a tongue.
time to smoke my breakfast
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
noooo, I woke up on his pack porch and the SUN WAS RISING. I saw red lights everywhere and heard sirens so I just ran for my life.
He compliments me like a gay guy and fucks me like a starved nympho. I'm in love.
he made me feel like a shish kabob. his dick was the skewer.
and you said he wasn't worth calling.
Seriously. What did you do to me. You have a monstercoooooock.
I can't believe I just typed monstercoooooock. Twice.
I feel like as your wife, as cool with your decision-making skills as I usually am, there should be a bigger explanation to you adopting a child while I'm in Houston.
I screamed "I want dick!" in the middle of the intersection. So many hot guys. I wish you were here.
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
Now we're discussing the sex we had and the later lack thereof. It's like marriage counseling via snapchat.
It's Scottsdale, it shouldn't be this hard to find drugs.
I'm too over dressed and drunk for this emergency vets office
He's tiny, but ripped. Like a stacked hobbit. He's going to pull our sexy, crime-fighting rickshaw.
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
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