just spent all of my last class as a college student, vomiting in the bathroom. its moments like these i will cherish
I'm about to cry with happyness at the beer that will be consumed
We lost the cork forthe wine, so we used a tampon as a replacement. I never loves tampons so much
I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
it would be so handy to have a fax machine attached to my body
I wish I could understand how you function in society
Yeah, you're right, it's a conspiracy against you. This small tight knit group of people who don't like assholes.
I woke up smelling like chlorine with a broke toe. They know how to fucking party on lake lanier.
I feel like I got ass raped in the brain.
for me, it's working out the tricky timing of the Viagra and nightly laxative.
Today is a wonderful day to be mildly hungover
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
You yell at me for giving you beer but not for licking spilled beer off your chest.
I woke up naked and you weren't here. What a relief.
i dunno dude, he took his shirt off and is rubbing jello shots on himself. i think he's done
I swear to god, no guy has been as interested in sticking stuff up my butt as this girl
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
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