How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
Reflecting on last night, I'm not sure if making out with a 43 y/o married woman at Bernie's after the Cubs game was my best life decision...
His hospital is closing...I consider it "sorry you're losing your job" sex.
There's been so much talk around your vagina it's like a local celebrity
did the walk of shame through a baseball field. .A little league game was going on. Proceeded to buy a hot dog at the concession stand. the looks were priceless.
I like that we make it a requirement to howl at the moon every time we get drunk together.
We're lucky we aren't prostitutes by now. Whats the etiquette for returning a pair of heels with blood on them?
Drunk cheerio confetti may seem like a brilliant idea when your drunk, but believe me, the next day, its a horrible, horrible mess.
I'm a busy girl. All I wanted was noncommittal sex a few times a week
Did I mention I hooked up with another country star? I think I need some sort of trophy for each time, yah know? Or like a sash and I win a badge or patch for each person. Like a slutty Girl Scout.
Got paid 100 bucks to babysit a kid for five hours while hungover. I slept the whole time and threw up twice. Yes 100 bucks.
We were wearing togas. So having sex was really easy to do without taking any clothes off.
I just want to bone him one last time before he moves across the country with his new (average looking) girl friend.
u better not lose ur virginity to a sugar daddy who doesn’t post a pic of himself to tinder
Maybe the "i killed someone" and "tequila makes my clothes come off" comments freaked him out.
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