come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
you might get a letter about the baby you put in me. i was mad when i sent it.
dude smells like cheese burgers and loose women...... i want his life
I just saw two girls throwing up in the bathroom. they were high-fiving under the stall...
He literally didn't stop until I lost count of how many times he made me orgasm. It took three hours.
I think I found an E pill under the couch.. Or really bad tasting candy. Check back in 30min this could get exciting
Not many best friends can say they've all made out with a homeless guy
It's the eternal vodka... it never seems to go away
We just for robbed for the second time. I believe the only thing I have left to my name is my $75 dildo
Have you fucked anyone in the hospital yet because obviously this illness isnt worth it unless you do. I MISS YOUR HEALTH
Depending on which video of him streaking you watch, you can see me passed out in the front row.
dude, i just accidentally flashed your mom. BIG TIME.
Dude come to her party. Someone just took a body shot of rubbing alcohol
He posted a picture from Senor Frogs. I don't remember where that bikini came from and my sombrero is PERPENDICULAR. Safe to say it was one hell of a day
I want Walter White to make me a bologna sandwich while I'm chained to a support
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