I totally have a Rabbi on speed dial now. Keep it Kosher.
yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
they were just spraying pledge on themselves and calling it lemon cologne.
you were holding her hair as she threw up saying "I'm going to be a great doctor" repeatedly.
He came in, laid on our floor and started to make a snow angel.. On the floor. Then he just left never said a word. 20 mins later walked back in and dropped his pants, looked down and said "wow im happy i had boxers on."
No, my body just knows its the weekend and wants to rage. Very different from alcoholism
Woke up covered in green glitter and beer. I am never leaving Ireland.
took some adderal to make my alochol withdrawl less shitty. now im just concentrating on how badly i need a drink
it was like fucking a Mumford & Sons song
Yeah he told me he wanted a serious relationship, but he's posting pictures of his dick on Kik.
He's such a neat freak that he started making the bed while I was still laying on it naked. He succeed in case you were wondering.
I'm extremely upset that I wasted my "having sex with a guy at work" card on him
I just made the most “single life” Amazon order ever: protein bars and condoms.
I'm having to shit out rocks
After everything I’ve done… had sex with people off tinder, gone to clubs and bars, gone to hockey games…. I get Covid at GRANDMAS HOUSE
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