Lets drop out of school and be professionally skinny and drunk
there was a guy here who managed to get his head stuck in a fishbowl. no, I don't fuckin know how
After a valiant attempt at golf, I think it's time for Tiger to go back to doing what he does best- having sex w/ blond, white women.
I really wish you were half the slut you're sister was in college
the party was called freshmen disorientation. i was just following the theme
Someone tried to flush pizza down the toilet. Well, at least tried to
That's right. If she can't abide by the rules then she gets booted. It's like survivor booty call edition
So roofie roulette was a success but I'm a little worried that the 2 who got the tainted beer still haven't contacted anyone...
Alright fuck it. Alcoholic Jamie is back and here to stay.
I don't know what was up he just kept sitting in his chair smoking weed and watching home movies all night it was weird as fuck.
I unknowingly motorboated my boyfriend's ex-gf last night. Yay me!
All I'm saying is the next time I see him naked, there better be something in it for me that doesn't end in bailing him out of jail.
I've been here 20 minutes and a sweaty naked man has kissed me on the cheek.
this is the second night in a row i've fucked a guy i met on craigslist. and it wasn't even a post for sex. i posted a housing ad. A HOUSING AD
He cut off part of his middle finger playing the knife game while singing The Knife Game Song at the top of his lungs. He also scream like a girl when his finger hit the floor and he realized he fucked up.
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