Last night was proof dads should hug their daughters more
Just because it's been in my vagina doesn't mean it's important to me
All I did this weekend was get my life in order. I feel like I wasted my time.
getting a black eye the first day of spring break really sets the tone for the rest of the week.
I feel like I'm taking part in a surprise porno. At least my hair looked good.
He called me on my way to the bathroom and told me he wanted to hear me pee my beers out... That. Drunk.
Well it's official... The first guy I ever gave head to now holds 2 world records. Should I text him asking if I can try and break my record?
Am I not being subtle enough by giving him a rainbow striped bong, during PRIDE MONTH?
I am having the most awesome nonsexual conversation about my vagina right now
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
You went in the back with her.. And honestly I couldn't tell her neck from her tits man..
My brother just text me asking if I was ready for the blowjob of my life.
I swear going to your house is like going to a strip club, no matter what happens I get glitter on me.
On the upside, no one went to the hospital! Lex's friend was definitely on fire at one point last night though because he tried to juggle tiki torches. He was shirtless this morning and smelled like a BBQ.
Vomit your little heart out. You've got a long day tomorrow
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