I puked in the cab and in my hair and he didnt even know
they could make at least 3 episode of "i shouldn't be alive" out of my weekend
he ate 15 dinner rolls and nothing else. then took a shit in the bathroom came out and blamed it on his dad. i wish i was 8.
at russian wedding, no open bar. bottles of vodka at table. getting to work tomorrow may be an issue.
You left your underwear here. I'm hanging it on my door
Last night we looked at each other with an expression of "fuck I am so done being normal", took off our shirts, and danced around in our bras
I threw up in the bar parking lot and yelled THIS IS MY FUTURE.
Oh god I want to come home! They have an air raid siren here that alerts their neighbours across the desert it's time to come over on atvs and drink.
Do they make liter beers?
They make 40s
Do they make 2 liter beers
They make 2 40s
I slept naked with a towel wrapped around my waist in case I pissed the bed again
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
Do you remember whose house we're in?
Sorry I trained your dog in Spanish last night. At least he listens to someone now.
the guy had "bad bitches only" tattooed above his penis...
I used to shoot steroids in my ass but for a totally different reason
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