Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
you'd be confused too if you woke up to pictures of a ghostbuster doing body shots off you.
i think i recognize dicks better than faces
shes still here... layin in my bed watching a beyonce concert on tv drinking leftover franzia straight outta the bag and crying
I WANT MY VAGINA TO POUND AT NICE THINGS.
We woke up at 7:30am. We got a 30 rack, yelled at all the freshman shackers walkin back to their dorms, played a game of beer die, and boned all before 11:00am. I found my soulmate
Well. No wine. And no real mixers. I'm using vodka and grape juice and calling it Slurrrlot. Happy Holidays bitch.
Well puke fest 2014 just happened
Yo. What's your name again? You put "don't tell your landlord" as your name lol
I'M SORRY THIS WAS SEXTING AND I MADE IT SERIOUS.
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
Why so philosophical about cake and sex this morning?
I love you but this is the first Saturday I have ever spent at the police station. And where are my boxers?
Can we be gay Bert and Ernie for Halloween?
hypothetically, what's the best method to remove an stray semen gob from a roommate's important school document?
Randomize
