Remember when you weren't going to be a shit show?
he said i was chugging vodka in the parking lot, gave my # to a married man, started a food fight, and passed out at the bar. how could he NOT consider that a good first date???
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
He was trying to hotbox the banana suit. Of course we traded him for vodka.
Pants-less sunday? Also I'm high and independence day is making me cry
im coming over
At this point if I didn't go to work hungover I think the whole place would think something is wrong
at work, .. 47 yr old boss was in a fight. 2 BLACK EYES. I may get fired. I cant stop laughing
I wish I cared about making my vagina as presentable as you do.
No. 70% of the female population would find them attractive. The other 30% are lesbian and even they would appreciate them for their strong bodies and athletic capabilities.
I've been there a week.. I'd rather all my coworkers not know that I'm already sleeping with my boss.
I haven't heard from him yet. He's either still asleep (which is entirely plausible..... There wasn't much sleeping happening last night) or he's robbing me blind. But I have renters insurance, so either way, I'm ok with it.
Now we just need to figure out why your underwear was in your bra
i just has to use a gift card to Target that one of my students parents got me to buy Plan B bc my bank account is -$0.08 so my 2017 is starting exactly how i pictured.
We are taking a shrt nap on the sidewalk cme fine me if you want but dont wake me up
My ovaries melted while we were talking. I almost told him I would suck his soul out through his dick
That would be a memorable parent teacher conference for sure
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