i need to know the scientific term for a guy's taint so i can explain what i did last night.
I had no idea a 5'8 girl could fit entirely on her knees in front of the passenger seat of a Sunfire, but I am very happy to now have that knowledge.
Hungover like ... in bed with the Brita pitcher and a straw, only opening one eye at a time.
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
YOU CHEATED ON ME WITH THE WOMAN THAT IS STAYING AT YOUR HOUSE. FORGIVE ME IF IM NOT THINKING YOUR A DEDICATED BOYFRIEND.
Evvvvvveryone knows we hooked up in the DJ booth. People call it the BJ booth now. I've created a legacy
He passed out. I tried to set his chest hair on fire.
He sent me a selfie with his cat. He has found a way to my heart. And pants.
I have the liquor shits and this time, it's personal.
He got the life proof phone case so he could jack off in the shower without his wife knowing
I literally am filling up a victoria's secret bag with stuff that would give my parents a heart attack to hide in my roommates' room. This is being an adult when parents visit
What’s the level of adulting when you reschedule a dentist appointment to have a threesome?
I FOUND A VIBRATOR IN MY BABY BROTHERS ROOM. IM FREAKIN OUT MAN ITS BIGGER THEN MINE
put it back and chill out ok
NO FUCK HES 15 WHO EVEN SOLD HIM THAT HES A BABY
I am eating croutons on my bathroom floor. Are you happy?!
i just woke up on the desk in his dorm with him snoring in my vagina. better than last week waking up to a different guy puking on my bare ass i guess.
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