I was in a gas station that sold tazers and I just saw a billboard that said "Strippers, need we say more?" God I love Georgia!
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
beer pong: waldo and ernie vs. bacon and eggs... i love halloween
I had a dream last night, there was a gumball machine that was filled with Oxycontin. I would try to get some but got vitamins instead. I was so frustrated!! woke up angry.
i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
There's a girl at 7-11 apologizing for her behavior and asking if she can get her shoes back.
I was mid-pee and he walked in, claimed he was looking for his phone, and then asked if we could hook up since we were finally alone.
so yall hooked up?
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
Not a chance. She stuck her hand under my kilt and she told the whole table I was indeed commando. She broke all the rules.
I will be naked everywhere
Her boyfriend caught us fucking and said "cool you're cheating too" and left.
You live a charmed life.
I'm high and reading a Wikipedia article on circumcision procedure. Help.
A million fucking miles away, and the sun still manages to fuck my hungover mornings up.
he stopped mid makeout and said "can I pray for you?"
He literally shouted this Viking war cry when he cam. Then as we laid there he sang me the most beautiful rendition of " When Irish Eyes are Smiling". I've never been more confused.
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