I just made friends with the guy at the coffee shop in borders. And by that I mean he stared at me until I was uncomfortable and left.
adderall just fell out of my nose in class. guy next to me just nodded.
Just because we buy weed together doesn't mean were a couple
You are the only person I know that goes to a bar enough to charge your iPhone there....
Also txt me when you take your first dump of the year... I'd like to synchronize if that's at all possible.
Couple of things: my nipples are blue and knowing that at some point I'm going to have to poop is incredibly terrifying
I also found a beer label in my bra and I'm pretty sure you put it there and said "this means I trust you"
Bad idea to be in a car concussed. I just described his dick as an elevator. I think i meant escalator, i dont know
Will that be creepy to wake him up at midnight with my tongue all over his body??
there's a girl on facebook trying to buy me a pizza. I can't say no... right?
WHEN JENDA BENDA THE DRAG QUEEN TELLS YOU TO RUN, YOU RUN, BITCH!!!
He told me was "pretty like the wife in some movie where the husband is a cheater." I think I'm gonna fuck him.
he told me he didn't like my name so he was going to call me Casey instead
All I ever wanted was my bed, Tylenol, and total darkness. Instead I had a pervert with porno posters who blares german rock calling me tootsie pop. How was your saturday night?
So what happened at girls night? My roomate found me passed out locked out on the front steps of the house and it was raining. Yes low moment
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