he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
his dick is like his red hair, amazing but useless
I can't get a boner in the bathroom of a buffet.
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
Good. I hope they all got E.Coli from snorting coke off of some homeless prick's asshole.
I made her orgasm until she cried. Four years of only having sex with dudes and I've still got it.
I told him if he cums in my mouth he has to buy me a cake that says "sorry I came in your mouth"
Seriously can I go through one convo where masturbating doesn't come up
Mimosa dick, like his cousin Whiskey dick, is just as ineffective but a lot more fun to be around
I mean, I already put pants on today. We're already halfway there
The ride home was alright, we hooked up in the street next to his car after he smashed into the guard rail
Sara can't come to the phone right now. She's currently having an in-depth conversation with a flower pot.
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
Dude, do you think he'd be pissed if he found out that I always reference him as my starter husband?
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