Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
you were stealing lawn gnomes and punching cars. I'm not surprised you got arrested.
If you're wondering about the pepper everywhere its for the ants and it was my doings. They hate pepper. You're welcome.
The last mom I slept with was the worst lay ever. Imagine fucking a hairy wet pillow for 60 minutes. Good luck with your milf. I was joking about the Susan Boyle comment btw.
I don't remember much, but my night is dated pre-Jaeger and post-Jaeger. Also, my boss may or may not have tucked me in.
I don't think it's considwred fine dining when you're passing out at golden palace in chinatown at 4 am with you boss who happens to be wearing a dress.
You stuck a chicken finger in that stripper's clevage and said "Keep this warm for me.
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
They were scared I was going to get lost last night so they dressed me up as Waldo so someone would always find me.
No longer is one of my lifelong dreams to ride in a kangaroo pouch. You have eternally ruined that for me. Thank you.
You know more about his cock specs than his childhood. Proud of you
She looks like a character that batman would try to kill, or something.
Dude, A DAMN CHEESEBURGER HIT ME IN THE FACE!!! WTF was i suppoused to do!?.
Have u seen my vagina and my gorilla costume? Im in need of it.
You were like a drunk and unconscious tickle me elmo.
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