Found a barbie with nipples. Life is complete.
is election day enough of a holiday to justify getting fucked up on a tuesday?
Just got my cast off. My occupational therapist wants me to self-gratify. My clit is about to have an awesome weekend...
Was that your vagina? Received a text pic from a number I didn't recognize. Shaved, so no hair color cues. But it looked like your lips.
You kept whispering "Party Dave" every time someone would start talking.
he just sat there, in the doorway of my dorm room, chuggin a fifth like nobodys buisness.. don't know whether to fuck him or be afraid of his confidence
Sorry, all I could picture was you jamming your dick into a lemon.
I think that's the first time Navy dress blues and a Ninja Turtles onesie have been involved in the same makeout.
Serious question: does drunken cyber sex with a stranger on omegle count as cheating???
No fair. I need a fuck buddy to entertain me till the power comes back on
Think I have the only job where I can be naked in a room with my manager at work. Apart from hookers
Of course I fucked him. He was wearing a rainbow cock sock and cowboy boots.
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
Still drunk. lying on the floor just rubbing my cats nipples
I really don't think my body can handle another night of drinking
Lol you talk like you have a choice
I am worried that I am gonna die before the weekend is over
Randomize