dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
Would it be cruel if i sold xanax instead of adderall to freshman unfamiliar to the drug-taking profession?
we just finished making mockaritas... then we prayed
god you guys know how to party
worst. bachelorette party. ever.
don't tell me I don't love her. i once slept with my girlfriends therapist, just to find out if she was cheating on me.
Just found custom condoms. Guess I'm not getting any work done today.
He poured the shots. We did them together. I cheersd him out of the shower
We're too lazy too send a pic of out balls. Just assume this is a pic of our balls and respond accordingly.
Oh btw, that was a wonderful blow job. You did a good job.
I AM THE KING OF THE FRESHMEN
how did i know this would happen?
Chicken wings don't come back up an through your nose as easily as you'd think
Because of him my new motto is "Keep calm and fuck a guy with a beard". Yes, I am serious.
"So you think you can dance" turned into "so you think you can run and slide across the bar"...Jack Daniels wins
my binge eating and her being stoned all the time has reduced us to a bowl of chinese candies, frozen bacon and a stick of butter, we do however have enough alcohol to start our own liquor store.
so in addition to the two guys I slept with last night, and the third that I turned down this morning, a fourth has appeared. best Valentine's Day ever.
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
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