she told me she sucks everyone's dick but mine because mine is too big and "hard to suck" i need to reevaluate the girls i fall in love with.
I've never heard a "this is the reason why i dont suck your cock" explanation go in that direction
I returned the dress. When they asked for the reason for return I said, 'I don't deserve to wear white'.
Just so you know you don't have to worry about me picking up any guys tonight. The Hilton is hosting guests from the North American Gay Volleyball Association and the Comic Palooza
He made me meet him in the baby department of walmart where he was waiting with his pregnant girlfriend. Time for a new dealer
Dnt forget 40 tuesday,dress nice! Like job interview nice, like funeral nice, like a couple muhfuckas sittin on their lawn drinkin forties on a tuesday nice!
And don't worry, my exact words were "I can't believe a baby came outta that thing"
whose ass print is on the piano?
That birthday blow job you ordered came in the mail today. I suggest you hurry home.
You've created a tinder dominating monster.
Come to this bar
But I'm full of food.
MAKE ME FULL OF YOUR DICK
I was in the rappers prayer circle. Then they're blunt circle
his mom fetish really needs to stop. this is literally the 5th time i've come home from work and there's been some random skank and her kids in the living room.
did one of the kids use their poo like a crayon on the wall this time?
She could hold her breath for a long time. Best underwater blowjob ever.
It's so obvious he's evil. I mean, would a non-evil person have facial hair like that?
as a lesbian i'd like to thank joe biden and also america for giving us this absolute MILF for a VP
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