weddingsv make me drug and hornr
i found a twelve pack under my bed. and a six pack in my closet. I'm like a fucking alcoholic squirrel.
Also, did that cop draw hearts on everyone's hands last night?
I'm just pissed at the whore who takes over my body when I'm blacked out.
DONT EVER DUNK OREOS INTO WINE . NEVER
Is there a reason there's a dick print on my seventh-story window?
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
don't act like you've never hung your towel on your dick after getting out of the shower
Dude. I've never been with a guy who just wanted to go down on me all the time including while I'm shooting zombies on call of duty. My life is complete.
Like I'm literally drinking whiskey and making a stocking for my cat right now. What. Goes. On.
I think one of my ovaries is committing suicide. But that is a topic for another day.
I do remember that in my dream I wasn't impressed with his dick.
He's ruined me. Do you know how frustrating it is to know I'll never find another guy as tall and handsome and rich with as big of lips & booty, and cock as him who also rims and takes me on tropical vacations and buys me all the cocaine.
I would just like to say that I had morning sex today to the Hamilton soundtrack. So.
Just don't do anything stupid
i did a stupid sorry
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