My aunt just said- "pizza is like sex. Even if it ain't good it ain't bad." Obviously she doesn't know us too well.
She helped me organize my comics and then blew me. This is the one.
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
It's not just about fucking anymore... We decided we're actually in like now..
I decided to follow my clitoris instead of my heart.
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
it's great music for shaving your balls
See, not all bad decisions involve my penis.
Im so excited to get permanently banned for life from all the old bars again, it is gonna be christmas after all
I have a weapon and I'm not blacked out. Good as gold
Pretty sure the shower sex fucked up my hip alignment... im walking like im 104 today
Do you remember lying across two tables saying 'go away I'm trying to pull' to me, Sollie and Sean?
Dude they're making a condom for people who have no feeling in their penises that will make them able to have an orgasm. I love science
We may not see eye-to-eye on much, but I'm definitely willing to let you see eye-to-vagina again.
Want to have dinner and we can talk about how my vagina can make you feel better?
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