these two guys are about to go shot for shot with syrup
now he is talking to a potato
I didnt expect it either. But she was there and I had a boner, so i made it happen.
Yeah, you spent an hour in front of the mirror trying to reenact the Sailor Moon theme song.
that last vodka shot was definitely the straw that broke the camels alcohol tolerance level
The office pool is up to $500 if you take a shit in Frank's desk drawer. Time to change the unpaid internship into a cash cow.
Whatever. He's going to tie me up tonight whether he wants to or not.
No, no, we have to calibrate. What is the maximum amount of trouble we can get into without going to jail?
Who knows. I'd probably only get a makeout with an OTPHJ from her so the return on sexual investment from her isn't looking that great.
I dnt think she needs convincing on the threesome part, it's the threesome with your roommate situation that needs some work
I am at Brians in a pirate costume, what the hell am I thinking
I thought this guy walking back to the dorms with his black laundry bag was walking a black flamingo I'm not even kidding I had to take a break on a bench after that.
You're my favorite person
I will read books by day and do guys by night. A mental and physical enlightenment, if you will.
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
Omg I joined a choir last night...
as a guy is it bad that even my mom called me easy?
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