There really should be an "avoid ghetto" option on my GPS.
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
I don't remember coming home but there is cereal EVERYWHERE
The camp director doesn't care if we drink and i'm running the rifle range. Someone is going to get sued.
They are baked and once again have spent the last 45 mins talking about opening up a world wide business called "pickle on a stick"
Moral of the story: If you're gonna throw a glass of wine in a guy's face, don't do it in your own kitchen.
Chill out, I'm getting ready as fast as I can. I didn't even masturbate in the shower.
How can someone be so bad at fingering? It's such a simple concept
If by "Are you drunk?" you mean "Did you just faceplant in the checkout line at Target?" the answer is yes.
I just can't even fathom the crazy and I work at a mental hospital.
I'm 50% okay with that amount of body contact... plus/minus 7% based on where blood may flow.
Then that means he's outwardly conservative. Inwardly he's a total gay horndog. He's like a spy that can ruin conservative plans.
I want to change all my life goals to that.
He's like a computer from 2001 in a 2014 world. It just doesn't work. Lots of glitches.
you ass-dialed me while you were fucking my ex.
that was on purpose.
it was awkward when he was taking off my clothes and i had to help him undo my fanny pack
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