ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
Did you fuck her?
If by "fuck her" you mean "threw up on her shoes," then yes, I achieved that.
I think we should go ahead and pin a note to my shirt when we go out that says"do NOT buy me shots"
On the back we can put possible side effects may include: indiscriminate making out, brief crying spells, yelling in jibberish, and sudden sleep.
apparently the secret to your success is patron
epic walk of shame this morning involving 2 subway transfers. I need to start sexing locally.
This is why I'm not putting my name in lights over your bed.
winter break is going to suck... i have to put away my college personality and transform into who my parents think i am.
i'm calling it girls night to make myself feel better but lets be real.....i wasn't going to get any guys tonight regardless
You kicked in the door when she was blowing him. You dont remember do you?
Theres an amvulance here. It might be for me
All I wanted was a hug. You dirty, dirty whore.
My bed smells like stale sex...I want it to smell like fresh sex, I miss you.
my taxi driver is listening to 50 shades of grey audiobook. this is uncomfortable.
I just sent you a multitude of sexual pictures...and you responded with a Charles Dickens Quote.
Go have a frustration cry and get over it
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