The next morning she woke up and asked who I was and where she was.
my math professor just wrote "parallel" on the board, but spelled it "pararrel". guess what country he's from
not much just sitting outside his bathroom door naked eating cheetoes. You?
Those were the days I had no morals... Dark times.
Shall we take a trip back?
He woke me up at 3 am, turned me on, then changed his mind. There is no way he is getting out of twilight now.
I started having a bad trip because I closed my eyes and got lost in a forest of patterns and I knew my mom would be upset.
We're Scorpios. We're like dogs rolling in whatever smells good to us.
He has silky zebra print sheets, which you would think he put on just for me, but the bed was unmade. Did I just sleep with a closet case??
How do you clean human pee out of a carpet
Inconspicuously
I DONT HAVE THE SOCIAL SKILLS TO EXPLAIN THAT YOU DIED EATING MY PUSSY
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
the cops drove by and you were on your back in the middle of the side walk with your arms and legs in the air yelling that you were a dead bug .
I told the cop I was late for a booty call. He still gave me a ticket but he wrote his number on it
She said to call her, so I called her. Her boyfriend answered and traced the fucking call. I could litterally hear him yell because it turns out he lives in 4d
Don't you live in 4c?
The progression was banging a stripper banging an unemployed stripper banging a sexual entrepreneur quarantining with benefits totally fucking whipped. Get it right dude
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