Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
I knocked on some strangers door, you didn't have to give me a fake hotel room number
would he be offended if i told him that "national coming out day" is october 11. thats subtle enough right?
Thanksgiving break drinking is a marathon, not a sprint, and i need to be well rested
now that we've slept with the entire soccer team i think its time to expand the horizon.
We don't need a hotel, we'll just sleep in the post office.
I've only been home four days and my parents' cleaning lady already wrote down the number to AA and told me she's praying for me.
I distinctly remember seeing your nipples from the deck.
Turns out lunch break sex with someone you cant stand being around for any amount of time just makes you wish you had gone to get tacos like you originally planed.
So now I'm lying here in bed taking notes from Teen Mom... I fucked up
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
I woke up with my converse still on and a plate of pasta next to my face, if that gives you any indication of how my night went
just found a joint on the street in downtown. smoked it with the hot guy from my chem class
WHAT IS UP WITH YOU SMOKING/ DRINKING THINGS OFF THE GROUND?
I would have wore underwear last night if I knew I had to change a tire this morning
Dude. I just got a visual of u climbing over a bathroom stall to save my life.
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