Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
hey im gonna send you a picture of my dinner
if its a picture of your dick again we are no longer friends
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
I knew as soon as I saw that pole that I was going to wake up the next morning with bruises.
Congratulations, you are no longer the only person who has watched me drunkenly pee on their furniture.
...But it's not like we would be the first people to pay for an abortion with student loans and cell phone rebates.
no you went to jail because you don't know how to whisper when offering a cop a blow job. I'm sure him having a chick partner didn't help.
1 be hot 2 flirt with everyone 3 use hotness to make people do things for you. It's a simple model.
By the end of the night I was using him as a leg rest and he was handing me pizza rolls when I wiggled my hand. It's a proven method.
Literally lying on a futon being hand fed bacon
Fuck you.
But can mardi gras accurately capture the essence of my tiny rage?
He was publicly touching my boobs before I even knew he's a famous World Cup skier.... That's how hot he was
I have had my dick inside of entirely too many people at this wedding in order for me to be the groom. Please give me a swift kick in the dick to wake me up from this nightmare
true. but still. you know how big of a sucker i am for a penis and a pretty face.
It's a draw. You need to settle it in Smash, Soul Calibur, and/or rock-paper-scissors, the last of which Steve claims is bullshit.
Randomize
