Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
if i remember New Year's Eve then there is something seriously wrong.
She challenged me to a game of rock-paper-scissors for her virginity. I love this girl.
grown man stumbling drunk down green street wearing nothing but a hot dog costume and crying. its not even noon yet.
did i get hit in the head with a hammer? someone just asked me...
What makeup look will say to the therapist 'I am a smart, well-adjusted young woman'?
I want "hickeys on my ass" sex
At least now when I say "never again" the likelihood is that it won't actually happen again the next weekend...that my friend is called growth
The heart of my unhappiness in my job is that it's not a place where coworkers and I can draw dicks on everything to amuse each other
Making a me burrito to ward off the cold...and the aloneness of my vagina
I told him that I wanted his dick like I wanted a jumbo hot dog. There something wrong with my priorities
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
Well, I got fired yesterday. At least I already paid for my Adele tickets.
I'M TRYING. TO WATCH. PORN. PLS HAVE UR IMPORTANT DISCUSSIONS ELSEWHERE FUCKERS
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