so i decided to listen to you and went ahead and slept with him. you owe me 3 minutes
just took my exes job. there should be an award for how many times I've managed to fuck that girl's life
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
no you cant smoke seaweed
Apparently I confessed my love for him last night. Also, my love for cash4gold commercials.
The fish's death was accidental. We all said a few words at his funeral. Roomie wanted to play only the good die young as he swirled down the toilet bowl
If you ever get the opportunity, make fun of how small his dick is for me
When boys buy condoms it makes me feel proud of their mothers for doing a good job
How was the rest of your night?
A little fuzzy and a lot naked.
oh and speaking of men I've slept with. Ryan lost 1/3 of a testicle zip lining
I had to help him get his zipper down in front of his dad so he could pee in the bushes. That Is what moonshine does to you.
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
I just watched a squirrel take down a snake,life isn't so bad after all.
I'm wearing a sports bra. Of course I'm not getting laid tonight.
You now have a new job. Call me around 1pm everyday and make sure I've eaten something. All I've had today is dick and cheesecake.
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