is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
i didnt mean to paint the dog... it just kinda happened
He's sitting on the floor holding his bracket and crying, literally crying... he just keeps saying "Kansas how could you?" over and over
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
since you saved your number in my phone as "the hot chick you met last Friday" I don't know who you are either
She told me my pubes were as soft as "fine wool"
She finally pulled over after almost hitting 4 cars and a semi and asked me if i was rwady i told her to let my penis to come back out
Watching him and my sister argue over a rum and coke about who's going to chop the coffee table in half with a hatchet...
A nap. You broke your hand napping in Vegas.
I found you in the bathroom. You were sitting cross-legged on the floor wearing nothing but socks completely surrounded by broken crayons.
Do they mail horrible human being awards or do I have to pick it up or what's the protocol on that shit
he puked all over my guest bed and the said he felt good enough to clean it up. he poured bleach all over the bed and passed out in it. he had the chemiacal burn for a month...
You know getting black out drunk at a cats birthday party should have been my lowest point drinking wise but some how I feel like last night was some how worse
she made me cum so hard I dislocated my jaw. I'm keeping her
I like shiny stuff tho if that’s an emotion
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