If you get a breast reduction, you have to let me see them before hand at least once. It's a rule.
Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
"Take a picture of me motorboating molly" was probably not my best career move
Let's put it this way, it's 9am and that box of wine looks like the cure
Vodka shot parachutes
Fucking utilizing a thrid story dorm room
I'm silent, like a masturbating ninja.
she texted me out of nowhere. and I wanted to get drunk. like I didn't even have her new number until 6 hours ago and bam we were rolling around drinking cotton candy vodka from the bottle she had stuffed in a boot
Every time I stand up, gravity punches me in the tits. This is horrible.
Lets just say that a certain piercing set off certain alarms when I went thru the airport detector/scanner thingie. David was high fived like 12 times.
I also tried to solve my dog's itching problem with crystal healing. I'm so high, dude.
I just rubbed amethyst all over him and kept saying 'no bites.'
She just called at a dance party, and you stopped mid puke to join. Another successful night.
I can't sleep. Send Llama pictures.
The police report said i was screaming at someone that wasnt there, then the cops told me to call someone sober and i called mike to tell him "They are trying to arrest me for stealing information from the FBI" at that point they took me to jail.
The cat's telling me to stop taking acid, and to start doing the lords work. I'm almost 99% sure he's talking about the dark lord.
THIS CAT'S GOING TO TURN INTO A SNAKE AND KILL ME! GET OVER HERE NOW! BRING YOUR WAND.
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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