My hair reeks of homosexuality.
Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
Circus confirmed... Jello shots before 9 pm are not cocktails for sucess
my math teacher staples burger king applications to failed tests
Over it. He probably jacked off to bible verses last night. I don't want that
Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking
Tipped our cab with a photo booth pic of us, a paper dollar, a dollar in quarters, a crest white strip. And a tanning pass valid in boston
I'm being fed tequila grapes by a girl on stilts...
I flashed some kids doing a church car wash. I feel like I really improved the quality of their lives.
I don't think I can look at him the same way anymore after he walked in my room wearing a short skirt with a boner.
He's the conductor of the struggle bus
I RODE THAT FINE PIECE OF STRUGGLE BUS
OH MY GOD did i pee on you?!
Would you by any chance know if there is a proper protocol for traveling with one's vibrator? I wouldn't want the TSA to rip open my suitcase in front of my boss.
How did I end up with the cock ring?!
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
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