I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
Before he took my jeans off all he said was "no hard feelings from middle school right?"
I just found out me and my parents buy from the same drug dealer.
you should get a family discount.
2 showers later and I'm still finding cum on random body parts of mine
I just witnessed Grandma making her infamous daiquiris. Extraordinary.
as it turns out, there is no "i was in the pool" excuse for adderall-induced shrinkage.
he tried to catch his projectile vomit...then went back to beer pong
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
We boned on a bench in a park, french people were walking by cheering us on. Totally acceptable
I danced with this guy last night, I left like I was humped by a blind baby kangaroo trying to body-box.
Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
I hate ovaries. They're horrible little sacs of satanic enmity.
That's the most poetic description of female anatomy I've ever heard.
Ive already seen two fights and a clown urinating in the middle of the street. Hello Halloween 2014.
Yes. I am out of condoms. I kept filling them with glow paint and playing with them when I was on mushrooms, which resulted in me having unprotected sex last weekend
So, I think my BF has slept with several of our sorority sisters
Well, now that you know, yes he has. We didn’t say anything because you seemed so happy. He’s a great guy and none of us have any hard feelings, but yeah, we’re all very familiar with his penis and it’s talents
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