i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
Ana's brother is visiting for the wknd. He came back to our place last night drunk to find me passed out naked it in the shower with the water still running. I was still drunk. We decided it was a good idea to have sex and sleep on the bathroom floor. Woke up this morning spooning and using my towel as a pillow.
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
You should be grateful to be my roommate. My booty calls always drive you places in the morning.
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
just a heads up, there may or may not be a mailbox full of the leftover beer on the table in your basement.
i am going to show so many millionaires my nipple
Some random walked into our tent, woke her up and said "Harry Potter must not go back to Hogwarts!"
Admit it. It's a brilliant plan with hundreds of possible repercutions.
Understatement of the year.
I can't believe you're asking me to think of a sincere, creative way to apologize to your penis at 2 am.
You passed out with your mouth on the faucet, straddling the keg, with your arms wrapped around it
Okay hun. Well my neighbors haven't called the cops yet so I think we're good. No more burning in the yard.
Hyyypothetically, what would you do if you happened to see my boobs on the internet?
You let someone poor beer into my mouth off of a balcony. Best friend test failed.
Haahahahahahhaaa
I feel like I'm pretty optimistic for a girl that might be pregnant.
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