I thidmdmk you'gre a special person
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
i officially have more pictures of his dick than pictures of us together
Nobody is stopping the marines from drinking in class on veterans day. They literally brought a cooler with a bottle of whiskey and vodka on ice. And are passing out red cups to anyone interested. Staying in Vegas for college has officialy become an A+ decision
She's the second Ashley to meet and blow me in the same night. Sensing a trend.
It was like the Alcoholic Olympics...double fisting fifths with eight 40s in my backpack...running from the cops in stilettos. I will have bitchin' hamstrings come Monday.
I didn't ask for a picture of your soft dick.
My drug dealer just asked me to go see Les Mis on Christmas. Should I be worried this is some type of musical set-up?
It started with a wedding, followed by a drag show, and ended with Trevor getting punched in the face by the bouncer. How was your weekend?
Also topless tea is a thing that happens in our apartment. Ready yourself.
I really don't know how I went from having a few drinks to waging war against ghosts in my apartment but here we are
I'm just blindly tossing my dick into whatever comes my way.
Ugh. He got her for secret santa. Idk what to get. Idk what she's into.
... other people's boyfriends.
I did wake up to a random meat and cheese plate next to my bed, that was a thrill.
ok first of all what the fuck
Randomize
