people and things i regret. that's what i want to do tonight.
I then asked the hardee's employee: mam, do you mind if i pay 75 cents in cash and then put the 1.13 on my debit card.
No, you can still breathe under the balls.
today is monday, i feel like we should do something illegal
I'm having post traumatic stress flashbacks of last night. That big. Don't know whether to call him again or change my name...
Clearly I understand physics better when I'm on cocaine
Change of plans. Theres a bouncy castle setup in my apartment complex.
I've been timing it. He's been showering alone for 33 minutes. 4 minutes ago, he said "truth or dare." haven't heard anything since.
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
The best part of last night was the women's softball game on the TV at the strip club
Do you ever wonder what the men who we shamelessly objectify would think if they saw our texts in regard to them?
I woke up this morning with a tampon in my nose and food EVERYWHERE...
Forced to cancel my booty call due to the snowpocalypse. This crosses the line.
This place is full of unfortunate mustaches.
He ripped my sink off my bathroom wall and then threw up in it.
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